6:31 PM Jennings County Fair here I come! Late getting here. Fr. Meyer of St Josephs is driving.
6:35 PM Shoot. No tractor pull. Track too muddy. Tractors getting stuck.
6:37 PM Record attendance last night. Missed the baby contest. I guess every kid under one years old gets entered and judged as cute or not cute.
6:40 PM There is also a little miss and mr Jennings County. The little girl who won is Catholic. Wants to meet the bishop.
6:42 PM Free admission. Woohoo!
6:44 PM "Good evening. How's the corn doing?"
6:47 PM Checking out the 4H projects. There's one for Lego construction. Cool.
6:51 PM Where's the goats?
6:52 PM I was just told that Ashley's calf has just won reserve grand champion.
Whatever that means.
6:59 PM I still haven't eat'n anything fried yet.
7:05 PM People are chasing goats in the ring. I'm not sure why.
7:06 PM Oh. They're getting ready to show them. I've been told all the goats are Catholic.
Whatever that means.
7:09 PM Goats
7:10 PM Sorry. Catholic goats.
Whatever that means.
7:14 PM Boy they certainly do have some interesting categories around here.
7:15 PM "Hey how's your corn doin'?"
7:16 PM Pigs. Cool.
7:18 PM Fr. Meyer has been asked to "show a pig". Whatever that means.
7:19 PM Show a pig what?
7:20 PM Ms. Jennings County Fair and moi.
7:23 PM Pigs. Fr. Meyer is disappointed that they're not fighting. Me too.
7:26 PM Cows. I've been told they are Catholic.
Whatever that means.
I've been asked to bless them.
7:31 PM Me blessings the Catholic cows.
Whatever that means.
One of them left me an offering on my right shoe.
7:40 PM Fr. Meyer is showing his pig.
Whatever that ...
7:42 PM Shoot! Lost the pic of Fr Meyer and the pig.
7:54 PM I've been invited inside to fry things. Cool.
7:56 PM "How's corn doin'?"
8:00 PM Suppah!
8:18 PM I call this "Jurassic Pork!"
8:27 PM I'm going for the Twinkie. Can hardly wait.
8:28 PM Waiting in line for the Twinkie. Surreal moment as I just found out there are people here following my tweets. One right next to me.
"Hi"
8:29 PM "Hey. How's your corn?"
8:32 PM Twinkie followed by a deep fried jalepeno.
8:36 PM Omg. I'm having a hahrt attack! "Elizabeth, it's the big one!"
8:46 PM One of my followers.
8:48 PM Looks like rain. "Run Toto run!"
8:50 PM Running out juice. Will be signing off soon.
8:51 PM Memo to self - No black shirts at county fair.
8:59 PM Heading out. It was wicked awesome. Met a lot of great people.
9:03 PM In the cahr going home. One of us has something on our shoes. I think it's Fr Meyer. He says it smells like "money".
Whatever that means.
















THAT'S IT!?!?!?!?!?!? you didn't find out who baptized the livestock. Huge disappointment your excellency, huge disappointment :-(
ReplyDeleteTwern't me ...
ReplyDeleteAhh, this was great!
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, Bishop Coyne?... is that a "Colts" hat you are wearing? Say it ain't so!- JKiley, Westwood MA.
ReplyDeleteIt is what it is. It was the only hat I had in the car.
ReplyDeleteIf cows were Catholic.. then India would have been converted ages ago!!!!!!!! And this i speak as an Indian Catholic..
ReplyDeleteFr. Meyer and I grew up in the same parish, which was definitely not in farm country, so I'd be pretty amused to see him showing a pig. Too bad you lost the picture! Looks like you had a good time, though!
ReplyDeleteJulie - I've been told there is a video out there of Fr. Meyer "showing the pig" and that it is on the way to me via email. will post a link when I get it.
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